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The unexplained phenomena that occurs when somebody writes some successful (albeit awful) literature on vampires, EVERYBODY decides they want to get in on the act and before you know it bookshelves are crammed with novels about romantic relationships with vampires, and you can't escape the fact that so much hype is made over the "New Moon" trailor that you would think it was the coming of Jesus.
Person 1: Hey did you read that erotica novel where a women has sex with 15 vampires and their marble like, cold cocks? (Come to think of it, if a vampire is dead, they would have no blood circulation-Edward is always described as being cold- how could they "get it up"?)
Person 2: OMG NO WAI11!!!@~~
Person 3: Ya, everybody is jumping on the vampire bandwagon...
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When a female has her period in someone's mouth and that person runs around flapping their arms with the blood from the period drooling out of their mouth making them look like a vampire
my girlfriend who works at burger king gave me an awesome tasting german vampire last night, i ran around the city giving people kisses
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A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.
OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.
A show on the CW that is based on L.J. Smith's Vampire Diaries novels. The show centers around Elena Gilbert (Nina Dobrev) and her discovery that vampires exist in her hometown of Mystic Falls. Elena and Stefan (Paul Wesley) are swept up in a dangerous romance as secrets are uncovered and enemies are revealed. Damon (Ian Somerhalder) is Stefan's reckless and manipulative brother who has a soft side for Elena. The brothers are rivals in love and fought over their maker Katherine. Season 2 marks Katherine's return to Mystic Falls. Havoc will be wreaked and games will be played.
What is the best fall show on television?
The Vampire Diaries!!!
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A kink where one person in the relationship likes to "feed" on their partner by drinking their blood. They may "feed" by cutting their partner or biting them till they bleed.
Yoo that chick is into vampire play she's into drinking blood and stuff
The name of the popular Anime and Manga series. The anime has been running since October 2007 and had it second season run from October 2008 to December 2008. The anime is a translation of the manga and the company who produces the anime is Gonzo, who are sponsored by Capcom
It also has a Manga by the name of Rosario + Vampire. the first part of the manga ran from October 2007 to June 2008. The second part Rosario + VampireII is an ongoing series that is still running from June 2008 until now (august 2009).
read the above of Rosario + Vampire.
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1. Money that is spent in vain, and upon retrospection, seems to have "vanished," just as a vampire does while looking into a mirror.
2. A song by My Chemical Romance that lyrically examines the vain of earning vampire money; i.e. selling out.
Band Boy A: We just got a record deal! We just got paid $100,000!
Band Boy B: We are so rich and famous!
(two months later)
Band Boy A: It was all vampire money.
Band Boy B: Fuck. We're broke and alone.
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