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When your friend lets you lie butt naked on their clean bedsheets.
Matthew and I really evolved our friendship the other day, before we were just good friends, but after what we did we now consider ourself Very Good Friends.
someone whose vanity and undeserved sense of moral superiority allows them to be manipulated into supporting phony policies and ideologies. also can be called "useful idiots"
Bill is still tweeting misinformation about Russiagate - he thinks he sounds like a smart person, but he really sounds like a Very Smart Person
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When you find the appropriate man to fulfill a task.
I have a new pair of rubber glove's and I need someone to piss in them.
You're the very man for it.
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That one friend that you've known forever, and is always there for you (when their not being a pain in the but), that you refuse to call a BFF because it is far too cheesy. Also known as VBF.
Person 1: Hey, is Jane your BFF?
Person 2: No way! She's my Very Best Friend, and always will be.
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A sexual position between two romantically involved individuals. Often assumed in public - in bars, in parks, on subways. To perform the very pleasant conversation, the partners start by facing each other. Then, one says something pleasant, or interesting, or, if it's the male part, funny, to which the other listens. The roles are then reversed at a rate both partners feel comfortable with.
»So, how did the salad tossing go last night?« – »We had a very pleasant conversation!«
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me: wow the person who typed this is very hot
my dog: yes they are
you: yes i'm very hot
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so much gel deodorant that it makes your arm pits wet,
when u twist your deodorant too much and you put it on then theres so much on that your shirt gets wet.
" aaaawh man, I am very much deodoranty"
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