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this girl here wont stop cumshotting at my chest istg
person 1: oh look its vivian
person 2: be careful she might send cumshots to your chest.
Vivian is the cutest dog you will ever see. She is reeaaallly tiny, but she thinks she can just attack dogs that are way bigger than her. She loves to bark at people when they come to her house and she loves to play with Ducky. Whenever she doesn’t she likes them, she bites them.
Owner: Vivian is the cutest, I love her so much! She’s so tiny!!!!
Little kid at the park: ooo! Puppy
Owner: I wouldn’t pet her if I were you
Vivian is an absolutely amazing human being. She is not only kind and generous, but absolutely kicks ass and I LOVE HER SO MUCH. Seriously if you ever find your Vivian out there DO NOT let her go, keep her to the end of the universe. She is a HOT SEXY BADASS WOMAN and if you ever find her you should be SO GRATEFUL. Love her with all of your heart and devote your entire life to her, SHE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Vivian is the answer to all questions, healer of all wounds, and purveyor of all truth. I LOVE YOU VIVIAN
VIVIAN: fucking amazing
hi vivi
hi
i love you so much
ahhhhhh you're too sweet
no youuuuuuuuuu
She is so fine! And very thick.eveyone loves her and she is the best person ever she likes a hot boy j&a”c/k:son
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a baddie.
whats ur name
ur mom, jk its vivian kate calhoun
oh em gee that means ur a baddie and hot and let me date you
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tyler is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he has the most beautiful, caring and funny personality. he knows how to make a girl happy, he is the best looking bloke you will ever see in your life. he is hubby material and you will want to marry him within seconds of meeting him. he deserves all the happiness in the world as he gives it to others. if you ever date him you will be the luckiest girl in the world !
Vivianism, where in an argument the person you're arguing against is a boring dickhead and uses literal facts.
You - "If i threw a feather at you you'd still get knocked over."
Them - "Well actually feathers way almost nothing so it would be impossible for it to knock me over."
You - "Oh shut up with your vivianism, nerd"
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