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Someone who fails at everything. Also an idiot. Someone who is not mentally disabled, but still rides the short bus.
"Michael got cut from the tennis team and the baseball team"- Danga
"He is also a complete idiot" -Jake
"I know, he is a fanny walker"- Danga
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Lady that is a irrelevant basic ass ratchet ass bitch that be giving exit exams for retarded ass reasons
Mrs walker says "Yall acting brand new, alright then, exit exam!!!
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When your friend invites you out several nights in a row for a long night of drinking and you decline. Then, on Sunday, he declines your offer for 1 beer and you call him a pussy.
Me? Pussy? Dude, I've been out drinking late every night this week, yo, and you had to sit at home and wash your hair...don't pull a Karl Walker by calling me a puss.
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a person who walks extreamly slower than everyone else in a group of people
you're so far behind. god, your such a timmy walker!
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Former FBI special agent on Fox's hit show 24. The female version of Jack Bauer. Knows what it takes to get the job done.
"Holy shit, did you watch 24 last night? Renee Walker sawed off that guy's thumb!"
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Walker's Law is an adage formulated by strat81 that states, "As an Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Texas, and why it is better, approaches 1."
The term originated at AR15.com and is named after "Walker, Texas Ranger."
Joe - "This restaurant in town makes great pulled pork."
Mike - "Yeah, but it's not as good as Sam's Pork Shack down here in Texas!"
Joe - "Walker's law applies."
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An alcoholic beverage in tribute to the great Paul Walker consisting of a car bomb followed by a fireball shot. Each round of the drink is equivalent to a movie in the Fast and the Furious series, with the goal being to complete the entire 7 part series in one night. The third round - Tokyo Drift - is completed with a sake bomb instead of a car bomb (or whatever Asian ingredient you can find).
LeNathan: "Man you guys, I'm still so bummed about Paul Walker. Not only was he the greatest actor on the planet, he was such a sweet bro too."
Willoughby: "That's true. Hey, I know what'll cheer you up, a 2nd round of Paul Walkers on me! 2 Fast 2 Furious coming up!"
LeNathan: "Nuh uh! Wow, I feel better already! RIP Paul Walker!!"
Willoughby: "That's the spirit! Let's get wasted and have unprotected sex! Then go drag racing!!"
(Everyone cheers, girls remove their tops)
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