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That friend that when you say you'll get their at a certain time, he will decrease it considerably.
"We'll get there in 3 hours"
"Walter is driving so we have to convert to Walter time."
"Oh okay then an hour"
An Icy Walter is the term used to best describe the act of washing ones genitals with cold or 'icy' water.
Commonly used for post-hot shower sex... Once the hot water runs out.
Can often occur in the third shower phase of the three shower affair
-She just had an Icy Walter- or -I just Icy Waltered myself.-
A fictitious lurking beast of a man whose name can be easily be substituted for anyone's name, or appearance.
Randy: Have you seen my almonds?
Steve-O: Nah dude, bet Sol Walters stole them
Andy: Dude you see that guy over there?
Joe: Yea, he looks like Sol.... Sol Walters
A Wet Walter performed without the consent of the partner. It is highly frowned upon.
Bro 1: I gave my girl a Dark Walter last night.
Bro 2: You’re going to fucking jail, Kenneth.
When a person is being extra pissy, aka salty.
"Joshua is pissed that I didn't go down on him. He is such a Salty Walter."
Sticking a shaken bottle of orange soda in your ass and giving yourself an enema.
I gave myself a Lyle Walters to get myself to poop.
A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.
Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!