Winch whacker
That tow truck driver is a winch whacker that doesnt mind his own business.
Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss
Go to a public bathrooms and clog all the toilets and leave a business card with your name and number for all your plumbing needs
Plumber: Pulling a Whacker murfy is a great way to get work when you’re quite
When you put a hot potato up your butt and it accidentally gets stuck, only for it to give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside. Like when you meet someone special for the first time.
Met this beautiful girl the other day, it was a hell of a chad whacker experience.
Do you want to join me in the shower for a suds up whacker?
synonyms- long john, peter, drake
antonyms- punani, vegeta, WAP
He sent me a picture of his tally whacker and it was so tiny