Winch whacker
That tow truck driver is a winch whacker that doesnt mind his own business.
Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.
Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."
A person and/or object that smacks/whacks bushes and hedges
person 1: *smacks random bush*
person 2: "bush-whacker."
person 1: "yeah I know."
When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.
Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.
When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.
Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.
Guy 2: I don't think I know that.
Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...
Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.
Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...
Guy 2: Oh...
Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.
Guy 2: (Laughs)
Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.