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A Vineyardvine, Patagonia obsessed athlete, Christian boy who seems like he's nice but is actually a huge bitch and only owns things over $150 because his parents earn money from white privilege. He also secretly does drugs and has a girlfriend while claiming to be "god's follower' and talks in an abnormally high voice despite the fact he is officially a teenager but doesn't choose to follow the specific guidelines for trying to get through his "awkward phase". He also runs his hands every single fucking minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products. And who can forget the fact that his social media contains at least 15 pics of him with a red cap, saying D1 in every photo, trying to act black but ends up looking like a divorced elderly man trying to flirt with college aged ladies at a strip club AND TO TOP IT ALL OF A FUCKING DOG FILTER. AND they're only interested in basic white ass girls who, for some reason, know every little detail about the Pink product and can tell when her Starbucks drink is either decaf or whatever the other thing is with a blindfold on.
Ashley(basic bitch smh): OMG CHRISTOPHER (basic bitch smh) IS SO CUTE
Me: Yeah, honey, stop being dumb you're infatuated with him cause he's posting a pic of Starbucks right now. He's a basic white Boy, BYE!
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A white boy with a gun (most common AR-15)
going to shoot up the place.Or fist fight.
Yi : Hy Sine come on fist fight me bro.
Sine :ok bro I bring my gun .
Yi :Fuck that I'm not about that white boy shit.
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Crystal Meth. Usually used by Teenage white kids, a redneck drug, The state of Montana is full of this shit.
Black Guy: Yo nigga i juss got a bundle o' dis base we be hitten up the crack house in a lil you game.
White Boy: *cant stop scratching himself* hey I need some quick money for some speed(meth)you wanna go knock off a corner store?
i have to say white boy crack in this because this is the only i can send it to urbandictionary.com
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When an athleltic white person has horrible luck. A main term used to describe a ball bouncing in and out of a hoop, occuring ONLY because the person is white, where a black person might have made the shot.
"Man, did you see Melvin's last shot? It bounced rolled around 3 times in the basket before it popped out! That's white boy luck for ya!"
cody #myfeelings
L girls, fuck em imagine losing out on
The coldest white boy out there smh
A hairstyle that usually a white boy has that swooshes.
Look at that boys hair, he got that white boy swoosh.
A bloke who would add extra plain salt to their 2 minute chicken noodles for "flavour".
A white male who is so uncultured it's funny.
"God that Troy is a proper white boy!"
"What he do now sis?"
"Yesterday, he said that kewpie mayo is too spicy"