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A mom is someone who is someone who loves you as a mother, someone who gave birth to you but not always. Adoption is an option
Person 1: Hey.......is this your mom
Person 2: Yeah she is my mom
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mom is the woman who takes care of you and loves you. some moms are your biological mom but others can treat you like they are your mom. your mom is the person you should go to about anything and you should trust your mom and love your mom.
who is that older girl that vanessa is with? i thought it was her mom but her mom died, right?
that is her mom. her mother figure that she loves so much.
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Student: *raising hand*
Teacher: yes Timmy
Student: Your mom gay
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An exruciatingly destructive insult to leave a person destroyed. It's the most feared comeback of them all, even more so than your mom's mom's mom's mom. This insult even leaves the user gasping for air.
The item dropped after such an insult is the ashes of the ones unlucky enough to be on the recieving end of it.
Viggo: I ate really nice squid last night.
Hans: Yeah well, I ate out your mom last night.
Viggo: Well, I ate out your mom's mom last night.
Hans: Oh well, I ate out your mom's mom's mom last night.
Viggo: That's nothing cuz I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom last night.
Hans: Too bad, for I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom's mom last night.
Viggo: *Combusts in fiery flames*
Item drop: * Ashes of your enemies*
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1. The act of being a mother and the flair and style that you parent your child with.
2. Or doing something that your mother would do.
3. Or treating someone like they are your child. (Mothering them)
Oh my god Becky! Did you see that little baby girl with the "I <3 Equal Pay" onesie, sitting next to her brother in the Frida Kahlo onesie? I don't know where their mom shops, but that is "Momming" with style!
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When someone tries to tell you how to behave assuming the responsibilities of your Mom
When reaching for my 13th beer my girlfriend said "Do you really think you need another one?" I respond with, "I sure do, quit Momming me."
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