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a chain of gas stations that consist of "shell" "chevron" and just plain jacksons. high crime rate, lots of theft due to the horrible training that the sales associates recieve. alot of drug traffic in the parkinglots.
always lock your car doors and roll up your windows when going to a jacksons
"goin to jacksons to buy a pack of cigarettes"
"ok.. dont get shot"
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For the guitarist who knows what metal is about.
For the guitarist that don't like to play guitars, that are manufactured by 7yr old vietnamese slave/children *ibanez*.
Ibanez copied the Jackson soloist/dinky with their RG(Real Gay) line of guitars that suck ass.
Only raped (FUCKING-)skaters will play Ibanez lower of the lowest series and still says that their owning the best playing guitar around.
Charvel/Jackson has tons of cool paint jobs, instead of the Ibanez sticker quilts (pffhaha)
So if you want a real quality guitar that isn’t raped plays like butter and looks killer too, get yourself a Charvel/Jackson.
“Get the best, fuck the rest”
PS.
FUCK NU-METAL
Pathetic fucking gothic’s
Fucking Skater Punk:
Hi John what's up, I've seen this so cool ibanez in the guitarshop. When I see it I just wanna play all day long nu-metal because I have a fuckt up mind.
And the price is right too. However I never played a Jackson Soloist I think it will pwnd it in a sec.
John:
Go fuck yourself.
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(Verb) to Jackson, Jacksoning, Jacksoned. The act of Jacksoning someone is to somehow, exploit or otherwise manipulate, a completely unwilling party, to provide an aid or a service, while providing absolutely no short or long-term compensation. It is executed to such a degree of dexterity and skill, that often, the Jacksoned party does not fully comprehend that they were infact Jacksoned. One can often comment on the laziness of a Jackson, or on how much a Jackson is in their debt, or can discuss previous incidents with other victims, and yet will still unwittingly get Jacksoned by that same party. A Jackson will always leave an opening available for any future goods or services they may require. Jacksoning is not limited to any one-on-one manipulation but can extend to several individuals, for several different things.
Side note: Jacksoning is not a spontaneous act, that can be achieved by anyone. It is a delicate art that has to be practiced often, and planned to perfection. A good Jackson can achieve almost anything for the price of nothing.
Steven: hey buddy! where you going?
Clark: I’m just gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes.
7 hrs later.
Clark: (to his friend john) man, earlier I was walking to my car, to buy a pack of cigarettes, and I ran into Steven. Somehow we ended up at dinner, I paid for his meal, then dropped him off at his house, where we ran into his landlord. He somehow convinced me pay for his next 2 months rent.
John: That’s odd!
Clark: yea, I know. He also took my pack of cigarettes. I’d go buy another pack but he borrowed my car for the next week. I had to walk back, cause I didn’t have anymore money to pay for a cab.
John: DUDE! You just got totally Jacksoned!!!
Clark: GODDAMMIT!
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Usually a bitchass, brown hair, brown eyes, large cock. He gets the ladies and is good in bed, but also good at jerking off.
I saw Jackson trying to get some girl to fuck him. He just doesn't know when to stop.
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Jackson is a fucking idiot who is also a gay squeeker can be a fuckboy likes to eat is bad at video games and fingers his asshole at school.
Wow Look at Jackson in the bathroom
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a guy who will reject you with "it's awkward"
P1: Jackson rejected me. He said it's awkward
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Can not ejaculate, has a very small dick, addicted to football, misses every day of school, and jacks off 3 times a week, and play a lot of madden
Jackson can not jack off.
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