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Casey didn't know the wine in his kitchen was really electric wine. Little did he know the surprise he was in for.
Suburban white girls version of beer goggles
ex. She drank so much she went home with the most mediocre guy at the club. She must've been wearing her wine glasses.
The red warm fluid flowing from someones skull after they attempt a stunt, pick a fight, try something they saw on the T.V./Internet or anything else they had no business trying in the first place. Most brewers of Idiot wine are skateboarders, novice motorbike riders, fans of Jackass, and Drunks
Dude, that squid on the Ninja was trying to pull off a high chair and totally just brewed a batch of Idiot Wine
A substance created when red bull is added to half a bottle of of Buckfast Wine to create a drink which gives the person consuming the drink a feeling of "absolute fleeing"
"Here mate what you running tonight mate?" (referring to alcohol)
"Just a cheeky turbo wine)
"You're wreck mate, what did you drink lastnight?"
"A turbo Wine"
"Aw no wonder"
Made by the inapropriate mixing of vodka. Can also mean paint stripper, meths strained through a loaf of bread, cheap alcohol.
Also Russian wine
Holy fuck. That tramp's got himself a bottle of Listerene, and it's barely even dark.
A delicate fold of flab protuding from under a top, hanging gently over the waistband of jeans like some kind of skin souffle; female counterpart to the beer belly, often seen on mid to late twentysomething singles who are losing both their looks, their self-respect and - gradually - the will to live...
Bridget: "Jesus I really need to shed this wine-belly if I ever want to get laid again"
Magda: "Try not downing two bottles of whatever the co-op have on special of a weekday evening..."
Bridget: "Bitch..." (muffled sobbing)
Wine Guy ~ A horny, middle aged, divorced, wine importing, BMW drivin, botox shootin, poser who played the clarinet as an adolescent. He is adept at the use of wine adjectives such as robust, soft, with abundant red fruit and lashings of rose pepper enveloped by with a chocolatey oak aroma that adds a creaminess to the lifted finish. You know standard B S that most women go Ga Ga over. He is such a poser and just wants to get in my girl friends pants.
Wine guy ~ Julie meet me at the Tasting Room so I can impress you with my extensive knowledge of wine. Later we can go back to my place where I will show you my art collection.
Julie ~ Ok wine guy. You are so wonderful.