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When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.
She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.
girl 1: are you going to that party tonight?
girl 2: no thor not fin
girl 1: wtf 🤔
tall guy, not that good looking ,needed saving
(infinity war reference)
mantis: you’re the ones thor told us about
tony: you know thor
quill: yes :)
When you're fucking your girlfriend and you start singing Thunder by Imagine Dragons
Thunder, feel the Thornder. Lightning in your bum bum (bum bum).
A dog that you think is powerful because of its name but is actually a wimp very fat and a German shorthaired pointer one is also very loving towards their human
Thor is a German shorthaired pointer dog