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Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.

"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."

by dave132 June 2, 2021


Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016


Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.

by Rmistiff July 10, 2019


no Thor not fin

no thanks not going

girl 1: are you going to that party tonight?
girl 2: no thor not fin
girl 1: wtf 🤔

by cashiernumber3 March 19, 2022


thor

tall guy, not that good looking ,needed saving

(infinity war reference)

mantis: you’re the ones thor told us about
tony: you know thor
quill: yes :)

by strawberrypenguin July 9, 2019


Thor

When you're fucking your girlfriend and you start singing Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the Thornder. Lightning in your bum bum (bum bum).

by poopSNARE January 18, 2021


Thor

A dog that you think is powerful because of its name but is actually a wimp very fat and a German shorthaired pointer one is also very loving towards their human

Thor is a German shorthaired pointer dog

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020