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Friends without Benefits, a derivative from FWB
Not looking for anything in particular. Maybe fun, maybe FWB, mb F without B, mb more, mb nothing
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To issue an unintentional fart (or series thereof) when laughing uncontrollably at an unexpected funny moment. Importantly, this is not followed by "following through", which would spoil the moment, hence "no chunks". Often associated with ejecting beer, etc from the nose at funny moments.
HaHaHa..Frrt,frrt,frrt....I just wasn't expecting that punchline! Damn, I chuckled without the chunks
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A person who stays up too late and doesn't slow their brain down becomes a zombie - like person who stares into darkness , like eyes without a face.
Dude, after we finished that Twilight Zone marathon, she was eyes without a face. My neck was sore but she was ghastly!
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Who says two bros can't get together and watch a little Grey's Anatomy without the preconception of sex? Netflix and Chill without the chill is the simple yet classic act of two people getting together to watch Netflix and relax.
NETFLIX AND CHILL WITHOUT THE CHILL // "Without the chill. But still cool"
Bro 1: "Hey man! want to come over for a little Netflix and Chill without the chill?"
Bro 2: "aww no dude I'll pass on this one. I think your great and all that jazz but I'm a straight man."
Bro 1: "Oh no dude this is a chill free Netflix experience. Without the chill. But still cool"
Bro 2: "Oh well in that case, lets get cracking! I heard the new season of The Bachelor is up there!"
The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.
1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.
2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"
3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.
4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed
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Someone who is completely perfect and/or flawless in your eyes. Trust me, cause i already have my own Angel Without Wings.
Me: "Babe. I Dont care about your past. Or what you look like. Even though you're the most adorable thing ever. You're perfect to me. You are... an Angel Without Wings."
Him: "Thanks. I love you so much"
Me: "I love you too"
***hugs***
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