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woom lot-oh (n.) the random process by which a child is born to a certain set of parents
Nobody can choose his or her parents. The randomness of one’s parentage can be likened to a lottery. Those who are born into wealthy families are said to have won the womb lotto. However, there are dissenting views surrounding the origins of poverty that would like to lessen the importance of this randomness. Those born into privileged families are often less aware of this phenomenon, and are more prone to assert that their personal achievements, rather than factors beyond their control, are what have garnered them their wealth.
Politician: "I'm a hard working common man, and I know what it's like to pull myself up by my bootstraps."
Heckler:"Man, you just won the womb lotto and you've been eating off a silver spoon ever since!"
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Where celebrities babies wait to be born.
As Angelina Jolie sat in the green room waiting to go on the late late show with Craig Ferguson her unborn baby waited in the green womb.
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a male facial hair configuration where the entire mouth and nose area is bare, with the exception of a small dime-sized patch directly underneath the middle of the bottom lip. A.K.A. soul patch . Generally seen on clueless aging creatives or people who don't want to go the full monty with a goatee, mustache or beard, but still feel the need to "express themselves" via creative facial hair...
"Damn Gina, this guy I picked up at the bar last night had the most disgusting little womb spoon, you wouldn't believe it. Gawd, if I wasn't so desperate for dick I never would have even let him buy me a drink."
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When a young man reaches puberty and begins to grown a mexican like stash on his upper lip...this stash is used for getting,cleaning up the muff nuggest left behind by ladies
"Damn son...that womb broom is growin mightly well, go see if your mother needs and little cleaning on her muff"s
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What a woman would have after having an abortion!
Those nasty Abortion supporting woman will forever have Barren Wombs.
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The swagger that is injected into a fetis during the third trimester by the fetus carrying human/animal. This type of swagger can not be modified from its original state. Side effects of Womb Swagger include: large penis, long multiple sex sessions, jealous ex girlfriends from years past, bloating, gloating, diarrhea, upset stomach, elephantitis, STD from random sluts, and strong forearm muscles. Please seek a doctor if you are taking the following medications: Viagra, Petpto Bismo, Tums, Advil, Preperation H, chewing gum, and/or Cymbalta. If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours please consult a different slut to decrease the swelling.
Why is your ex-girlfriend always telling her friends not to date you. You broke up with that slut years ago. Oh it must be your Womb Swagger.
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A bath with such thick steam and perfect water that it feels as if you’ve receded into the womb
Imma go pass out in a womb bath
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