Hit it with a wrench

A way of saying theres no way to fix something, or work past something which leads to you either doing something entirely stupid, working past the problem, or trying in vain one last time before giving up.

"Girlfriend just broke up with me"

"Hit it with a wrench"

"I can't walk something is wrong with my foot"

Well thats a bitch get up hit it with a wrench and walk it off"

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crescent wrench

While doing anal the partner sit and spins.

Last night was crazy! I threw that crescent wrench at him.

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monkey wrench

slang for vinegar and water in a bottle to make a woman not have a smelly pussy

will you go to the corner sto and get me a box of monkey wrenches

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wrenched on my car

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.

He was So Proud that I wrenched on my car} & just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

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Monkey Wrenching

The act of two males spreading their butt cheeks and trying to make their butt holes touch by backing into each other.

John: What's that sound? It's like someone smacking two Easter hams together...
Seth: Oh, that's just Ben and Mike monkey wrenching in the other room.

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blue tip wrench

oxyacetylene cutting torch

"blue tip" from the blue torch flame
"wrench" for the tool's versatility and the speed at which it can be used to disassemble damn near anything

A favorite of "redneck engineers"

Also called a smokewrench

Fuck! The damn bolt's froze solid! Gimme the blue tip wrench, I'll get that fucker loose!

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Mississippi Pipe Wrench

Having a huge and deformed penis with an extra large pee hole

I saw Tom in the locker room yesterday, he had a huge Mississippi Pipe Wrench