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A less rude and more playful way to tell someone to shut up
Person A: Did you know that-
Person B: Dude shut the hell your mouth with your family feud ass questions
Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
To actually do whatever you’re talking about
Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course”
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”
Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”
When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!
I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice
mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.