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This phase is always used when an extremely choice, unexpected turn of events occurs. It can be used in a quiet dry humorous manner as well an exclamatory manner.
This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.
It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
Ed: "Dude, I was walking down campus and found a $100.00 bill."
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Example 2:
Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."
Example 3:
Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
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Meaning - To be embarrassed.
Origin - Yellow egg shows up vividly well on your face if you don't wipe your mouth after eating, and, unless you're really thick-skinned, that's embarrassing.
Stan had egg on his face after saying he could easily do fifty push-ups, and then giving up after doing just twenty.
Make sure you have your story straight - go public without the facts and you will have egg on your face.
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Stop being so dramatic and calm down. It’s not that serious!
Ronnie: My girl broke up wit me and i don't know what to do?!??!
L: Fool!!!!!!!!!!Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.
Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"
Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."
Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"
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What a person does to another in a fight.
Whooping the shit out of somebody.
Destroying someone.
Haha, did you see that? I broke his face and he went to the hospital.
Don't make me break your face in.
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To have surprise sex with someone's face.
Janet: "Hey jane, what did you do last night?"
Jane: "Well, I was walking through the kitchen when bob jumped out and sex0red my face!"
Janet: "Oh my god!.......0WNED!"
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A way of telling somebody to shut up, and to stop running their pie hole.
At ease your face already, you have been going on and on about pointless shit and I just don't care.
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