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its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty
q:hello there james
A:your mums muff
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A phrase used to enforce the opposition to suck their mum.
Suck your mum
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suck your mum yay
your being rude well suck your mum
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suck your mum is a term used to offend somebod. It is mainly used by uneducated British citizens who have limited vocabulary and don not have any other way of expressing their upset or annoyance.
Person 1: suck your mum you reject child
Person 2: If you want to gwarn talk to me like that we'll settle this ting outisde
PROCEED INTO A FIGHT
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It is a phrase in similar form to Go Fuck Yourself or Suck Your Nan. It can also be used in a more literal sense if your Mum is an actual SCHLAAAAGGG!!!!
"Hey shopkeeper, have you got twenty Bensons"
"No"
"Oh Dick on your Mum"
"What did you say?"
"Fucking double Dick on your Mum"
"You shouldn't say that!!"
"African Elephant Dick on your Mum!!!!
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its a COMEBACK
orgionating from the tv advert that keeps singing "go east in your microwave"
can be used in song
jugatsu: hey james, can you pass the tv remote??
james: your MUUUUM in the microwave, your muummmm in the microwave, your mummmmmmm inb the microwave!
jugatsu: ¬.¬ .................
james:your MUMMM in the...........
ect.
your mum in the microwave.
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