Zoo Fever

This disease is a type of bestiality in which the suffer actually feels attracted to monkeys. This disease has many dangerous side effects such as monkey blow jobs, making-out with monkeys, naked showers with monkeys, or in extreme cases monkey sex. This can lead to all kinds of problems such as AIDS, planet of the apes syndrome, or extreme social isolation.

Dude Josh just fucked the monkey! His zoo fever really took hold of him after a few shots of vodka. I just hope he doesn't have AIDS now.

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Petting Zoo

Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).

Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!

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Shit Zoo

A bad pun or joke

There is a zoo that only has one animal in it and its a dog... it a Shih Tzu (Shit Zoo)

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Zoo Keeper

When a white person lives in a black neighborhood. Usually he/she is the only white person on the block.

Damn when that zoo keeper gonna leave already? Don't he know he's the only white person in this hood?

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zoo bombing

Riding a custom bicycle down a large hill and past the Oregon Zoo, or on the highway in Portland, Oregon. These mutant bikes usually don't have brakes and the bicyclists reach speeds in excess of 50 miles per hour.

Zoo bombing is NOT a crime!!!!!

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Bronx Zoo

Some shitty as zoo in New York with some some pretty good slushies and trash women. 9/10 employees can't differentiate the Animals between the guests.

The Bronx Zoo is some shitty as zoo in New York with some some pretty good slushies and trash women. 9/10 employees can't differentiate the Animals between the guests.

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Autzen Zoo

A sports blog on the FanSided network about the Oregon Ducks. It covers pretty much everything about the school's sports teams like football, men's basketball, women's basketball, baseball, volleyball, track and field etc. The editor is some dude named Joe Soriano who writes about a lot of different stuff.

Alex- Hey man, gotta check out Autzen Zoo, great news about the Oregon Ducks with good opinions that make sense and back things up.

Riley- Really, I'm a Ducks fan myself, gonna check it out. Hope they worship LaMichael James.

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