I-Mail

Abbreviation of "Internal mail". The often used method of communication in offices around the globe.

Worker 1: "I need to see it by the end of the week."
Worker 2: "I'll put a copy in the i-mail."

i-jacked

When someone control-freakishly brings their i-pod to the party and takes over.

We were listening to K&D when Igor totally i-jacked our air buzz and played Maroon 5 all night.

i olo'd

Means "I only laughed once".

Usually said when something isn't really that funny.

Opposite of "i lol'd".

PopularOnTheInternet: dude, check out this om nom webiste lol
NotEasilyAmused: i olo'd

i rember

“I rember😼” is gay/straight slang for I want to fuck you in the ass hard

“i rember😼 you so hard girl”
dude your so hot I want to i rember😼 you”

i-ti

i-ti. (pronounced eye-tie)
one of irish/italian ancestry.
can also be applied to one of purely italian heritage (see i-tie), though it is meant to be something of a mockery in this context, and doesn't really make as much sense phonetically.

"so, what's your background?"
"i'm an i-ti."
"oh, so youre italian"
"no no, irish/italian.get your shit straight."

I like it on

In order to raise awareness for breast cancer women post where they like to have sex as their status on facebook.

I like it on the floor.

I like it on the bed.
I like it on the bed post.
I like it in my passenger seat.
I like it in my back seat.
I like it on the toilet.

"I think I heard somthing"

Somthing you say when you hear a noise out of the ordinary. When said you should usually sound like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy.

"Did you hear something?"
"I think I heard somthing"
"Maybe you should check it out?"
"Mmmmm I think, I should."