I-tard

Someone who does not possess the necessary skills to use any of Apple's easy to use technological devices....

"Hey how do I use this Ipad, Ipod, Mac?" Geo asked.......
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.

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i quit

what i always do, and what you always do too.

"I quit life, and you should too!"

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i quit

what i do all the time, and what you also do.

how is this not defined????

"I quit life, and you should too."

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i c

i see

i am so stupid.
i see. {that u are}

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I think i like you...

I like you a lot but im too scared to tell you... i hope you understand <33

my crush: gn Ily <3/p
me: gn ilyt!! <33

also me: I think i like you... but i cant tell you since we met a few weeks ago...

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I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.

If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”

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I mean

Signature catchphrase used by rapper Flash Jordan

I mean, you drop it low, shake it like jello on the flo'

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