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Angered to the point where one's testicles begin flipping around in their sack; may or may not involve the use of alcohol or other illicit substances.
"FUCK!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT GODDAMN OPRAH IS GODDAMN QUITTING!!"
"Dude, stop flipping balls."
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Also known as 'Bollock Brushing', it is the unfortunate act of unintentionally allowing ones testicles to come into contact with those of another male during a sexual act with a female, where both the men involved are heterosexuals.
Ball brushing can occur at many stages during an act such as a threesome, where both the males are exploiting the lower region/s of the female. In the somewhat cramped conditions of the vagina during a threesome, it is easy to look control of the oscillation of you testicles. Careless fluctuation of the 'bollocks' can lead to a sometimes unnavoidable case of ball brushing.
Female: uh uh oh yea!
Male 1: Yer! say my name bitch!
Female: Oh fuck yer, give it to me Male 1
Male 2: Urgh!! Shit man mind the ball brushing!
Male 1: Fuck! Sorry dude my bad, I got carried away
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when you have been gaming for a extended amount of time and then proceed to smell your testicles.
Person 1: Sheesh dude i have mad gamer balls.
Person 2: Nice, maybe take a shower later
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The hungry nibbling on a man's ball sack during foreplay.
Yo my girlfriend was so into it last night, she got herself a ball snack.
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when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
edited because i don't know how to fix a typo*
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
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When your nut sac is hanging low from heat and you can grab the entire sac and drape it over the top part of your wrist as if you were holding a live falcon
After a good work out i like to stand at the mirror and admire my Falcon Balls
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A dump so big it reaches from your anus to the bottom of the toilet. When you pinch it off, the turd falls over and scrapes your balls.
Also see Venti #3.
I was constipated all weekend. Went to Starbucks this morning, got a Venti. Just dropped a ball scraper and now I feel much better... aside from having poop under my balls.
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