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Mark: "Did you hear about John?" Jessica: "Naw" Mark: "He got 2 years for smashing-reef"
The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.
My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.
Eating like there is no tomorrow
im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds
Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation
Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard
Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.
Synonym: bumper scruffs
Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?
The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.
You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"