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When you are having sex with a girl she farts.
"We were having sex and she farted. It was a bad case of Tuna Ass."
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total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve
My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.
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The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.
Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.
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When you have a rear end that's so soft, gropeable, and fat that each buttcheek feels like giant, smooth marshmallows.
"I could use your marshmallow ass as a memory foam pillow all night long!"
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That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.
I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.
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Action in which one person bites the buttocks of another person for as long as they can. This is typically a party game in which someone yells "ass rodeo!" and goes after someone.
That bruise is from last night when Barrie busted out some ass rodeo.
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The firm, protruding buttocks belonging to a very fit person, resembling the mythological half man, half horse. Usually used as a compliment.
Hey, did you see Michael? He's been working out, and definitely has a Centaur Ass now.
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