I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

Wesley Hernandez.

Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

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I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator

A reference to the film American Beauty. Basically just slang for, "I'd like to buy some pot."

The young man strolled up to the dealer, nodding to him.
"I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator"

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dark cloud animated charcter killing tournament

A dream i had last night.

I was in this large field, with a board showing charcters from animated TV shows i could kill with my massive sword. I woke up before i got to slay Emily

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Animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too

Better then your butt because it’s thiccer then you’ll ever be

hey I like your animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too
It’s thick

Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

yuck.

Its doesn't mean s*x...

Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

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Tord-

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I love atsushi from the hit anime bungo stray dogs

I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI

I LOVE ATSUSHI FROM THE HIT ANIME BUNGO STRAY DOGS!1!1!1;

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