bobby- i live asian pudding
sarah- whats that
bobby- melted cheese
a map that funnels the action through three separate lanes. the middle may or may not connect all three; slang for "three-lane map"
person 1: hey, are any of the maps in CoD: WW2 any good?
person 2: no, they're just the typical asian three-laner, man. honestly that game is just shit in general, so just save your money instead.
YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE MOTHAFUCKA
asian ricebender
A group of asian people who don't know what to do after eating at a restaurant so they form an awkward circle and talk, usually blocking everyone else's way.
After eating korean bbq we formed an asian circle right outside the front door for about 45 minutes, until we decided to go get boba.
1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke
Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers
Asian Central. The number #1 banter page on Instagram. If you do not follow, you are a simp.
Judge: Do you follow Asian Central?
Person: Yes
Judge: *checks persons Instagram*
Judge: You do not follow Asian Central, so you are a simp
Person: Jine Mera Dil Luteya
Judge: Oho
An Asian Rachel is an attention seeking Asian female (usually with a substance abuse problem) who jumps from one group of acquaintances to another while professing that everybody is her “best friend” When her cringe behavior and drunken antics wear thin on a certain circle she switches her colors like a chameleon to another one. Sometimes she pretends to be the gay bae other times she’s the subculture gamer comic nerd chick. She secretly is terrified to be alone and single and will always gravitate toward unattractive introverted men who she thinks won’t attract other females.
She’s not a real friend she’s an Asian Rachel