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smack bean

An ultimate level of a drug addict, where the smack bean is such a smack head that no-one trusts then eg. getting drug tested by their Ma.

eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.

‘Jude is such a fucking Smack Bean’ Exclaimed Lexie, as he posted a picture of a hospital on his story.

by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019


smashin' beans

The act of two women, rubbing/ thrusting crotchal regions against one another

Mary and Michelle were totally smashin' beans last night

by Therapist69 November 16, 2014


Bean bagged

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.

Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?

by Acka123 January 24, 2020


missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.

Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied

by beanyboi July 30, 2018


King of the beans

Lord Ayden Blanding

Ayden blanding is the king of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022


barrel of beans

A large amount (at least an ounce) of the magic mushrooms, could also be classed as a barrel of niceness/knowledge.

A barrel of beans is all you need to see some things so great, a barrel of beans is all you need to help your mind escape, with my barrel of beans!

by TheBeanMaster November 22, 2021


Kidney Beaning

Kidney beaning is when you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and says "It's your turn now"

Guy 1: Oy, last night me and me and Jessica were kidney beaning so good.
Guy 2: Yeah, me and Monica do 2 straight minutes each, Bro

by Dr. Phil 28279181093 February 6, 2018