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The act of two women, rubbing/ thrusting crotchal regions against one another
Mary and Michelle were totally smashin' beans last night
When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.
Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?
When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.
Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied
Another term for the clitoris, but also a term for a person that is acting a bit too feminine, but not necessarily homosexually, simply stupidly-feminine, so when other words come across as too harsh, this light alternative is ok use.
Mate, stop acting like such a fuck-bean! I look at you and start to think Mika is a feminine version of P!nk
Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
A Kellie bean is someone who is astonishing. They give you that magical feeling of being loved. You will always want to sit besides them and talk about life.
Yesterday I hung out with A Kellie Bean, i couldn't stop smiling.