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to urinate
I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.
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A quote from the cult classic, hackers.
Mess with the best die like the rest!
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Old saying from the Mafiosi in Sicily. Tells that the best payback is the one that comes with planning, and that brings the most horrendous pain to your enemies when they are not expecting and are just enjoying the fruits of all the dishonor they brought upon you. One must wait so he can really inflict pain to those who wronged him. Careful planing is necessary so your enemies will suffer terribly, but you won't be harmed by the Law or by your enemies' allies.
"After cutting the guy's arms with the chainsaw and throwing to the sharks, Joe tells him: 'La vendetta es una minestra che se mangia fredda, my friend, or Revenge is a dish best served cold. That bitch thought she would be happy with her HS sweetheart after stealing my money and send me to jail? Now she is going to know the pain of lose everything she loves...' He then pulls his Beretta and shoots the guy in the head"
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When you are really close friends with someone and you guys have the same benefits as a FWB relationship. The reason why this relationship is different then a FWB is because the two of you do HAVE an emotional connection as well and physical yet dont wanna be in a commited relationship together. although you are commited as friends. Just not as partners.
also when your in this kind of relationship its rare if other people know about it.
WORNING! because you guys are such close friends there is a huge possiblity that one or the other will want a commited relationship.
EXAMPLE:
In the car coming back from SEA WORLD (after dropping off other peoples IDK)
FRIEND1(female): man that was a ton of fun we should do that again, you should have seen the look on your face >.< when you got soaked on that ride! *LMAFO*
FRIEND2(male): OH! get off it! you should have seen the look on your face, you looked like your head was about to be chopped off or something!
FRIEND2 PULLS TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
FRIEND1:hello dont tell me you forgot where my house is ;
FRIEND2: no....i just feel like kissing you.
KISSING INTHE CAR ^-^ YUPYUP hence Best Friend Sexual Relationship(BFSR)
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Boy Best Friend Appreciation Day is on December 15. Get him a gift and show how much you need him in your life for whatever reason.
Person 1: What are you getting for Boy Best Friend tomorrow
Person 2: What's tomorrow?
Person 1: Boy Best Friend Appreciation Day
Person 2: Ohhh
August 18
I’m honestly doing this to get a kiss from a cute girl :)
It’s kiss your best friend day