corn filled stink biscuit

The product of having eaten corn the day before and then having a turd filled with corn chunks

Dude, go check out that corn filled stink biscuit I left in your shitter.

dick biscuit drizzle linger

When someone is being an asshole and they wont go away. In other words, a lingering asshole. When the asshole won’t leave, he is a dick biscuit drizzle linger.

Asshole : Hey guys I'm a fucking asshole. You are too. We are all assholes together. Yay we can all be assholes.
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!

Hung like Sea Biscuit

Rare specimen of trouser snake on those whose ancestors migrated from Eastern Asia.

Just my luck…. Hung like Sea Biscuit

split faced wisker biscuit

n: A woman's vagina three days after shaving and showering.

Baby, your split faced wisker biscuit smells like a urinal full of roadkill.

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Throw some biscuits on the bass

Shaking your ass on the dance floor

“Forget about that guy, let’s just go throw some biscuits on the bass”

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limp biscuit

What someone looks like when their limbs go limp/numb and they snort when laughing.

You look like a limp biscuit when you laugh.

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suck my chicken and biscuits

Means to suck my balls and

“ male genitalia “

You can suck my chicken and biscuits