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The day that all men and women can stick their heads in a woman's boobs for as long as they like
It's on the 14th of april
My guy got face cramp after sticking his face in veronica's boobs for boobs day
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A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
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When a male partner pours chile sauce, hot sauce, salsa, or all three onto both his penis and his partners breasts, then proceeds to titty fuck her.
"DUDEEEEE I GAVE THAT BITCH A MEXICAN BOOB JOB AND MY SHIT BURNT SO BAD AFTER! But damn was it worth it."
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The active/aggressive equivalent of a normal boob graze.
The physical act where a female object uses her breasts to rub against any body part of a man. The purpose of this seemingly accidental act can be purely to obtain sexual gratification or to attract male attention. The "grazee", once realized what's going on, usually feels violated, but rarely receives sympathy.
Brian sobbed "I thought I went for an innocent massage by a sweet old Thai lady, I couldn't believe she gave me a serious reversed boob graze on my face. I feel sick......"
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A pair of breasts that are visually unappealing.
Ugh, look at the sad rack on that chick. She's got some definite Lady Gaga boobs.
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Also known as "National Geographic Boobs", plate-in-lip boobs are large, droopy breasts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the "titty circle"). Plate-in-lip boobs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. A woman with plate-in-lip boobs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and Ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.
At 7 and a half months pregnant, I've developed a severe case of plate-in-lip boobs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in Gap Maternity clothes.
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Adult version of a treasured children's book.
A bedtime story for an older audience.
She asked me to read her "Puss 'n Boobs," but two pages in she turned off the lights, and...
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