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What a crystal meth dealer refers to his dope fiend customers.
Hey man I really need some shards pronto! Dealer says patience my little shard monkey I'm on my way!
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A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!
wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey
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Hey that dude seems hyper!
Hes just an acid monkey...
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When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.
While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.
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Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”
My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.
I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.
The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.
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an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face
hey, you see her hairy arms?
yeah, she totally got a monkey minge, its apparent
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A cheeky, fun-loving, frivolous, cantankerous, light-hearted person who might not take themselves (or others) seriously for some of of the time.
Don't take him too seriously - He can be a bit of a Monkey Boy ...
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