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Strange candy

When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter

I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.

by Pours when it rains December 09, 2023


crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019


The candy shop 2.0

The undisputed all time best group on telegram, quality products at the best value, competitions every Wednesday at 7pm, wide range of quality strains edibles and all things 420.
Best atmosphere and best group of people on telegram hands down.

I went to the candy shop 2.0 and was left completely astonished by the variety of quality products, and Completely fucked out of my mind on the stuff. Willy wonka is a genius

by Immortalteknique April 13, 2022


The Candy Shop 2.0

By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!

I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered

by ILOVEWEED69 April 08, 2022


The Candy Shop 2.0

️ℹ️ Definition of The Candy Shop 2.0
By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!

📌 Examples
I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered

️ℹ️ Definition of The Candy Shop 2.0
By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!

📌 Examples
I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered

by The Candy Shop 2.0 April 13, 2022


Fraser Candy

A fusion of candy + eraser = nasty.The scientist didn't not talk what is "Fraser Candy" but its just fiction.But in Dr.Seuss book The Grinch its catchphrase As seen in K-On. - ___ -

Hey Mr.Bricklebaum do you want eat the food name Fraser Candy

by TomOfficial July 12, 2021


Candy Wrapper

When you jerk off on her while she's asleep. Then she wakes up and has to pull the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.

Fed up with her passing out early night after night, Kevin delivered a candy wrapper to Patricia so fierce she took the sheets with her to the bathroom the next morning.

by Thirstybust December 02, 2023