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Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.
Do you like battery candy?
Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.
"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"
"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"
"Only in prison..."
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"
"Only in prison..."
Sound candy is when someones voice is so pleasing to hear it's like hearing the taste of your favourite candy or sweet thing
Muse A: You know, hearing your voice is like sound candy, I love it