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Someone with a "multi partner lifestyle" that switches to monogamy, and then criticizes thous that don't...or someone that sniffs cheese
That raindear is a cheese-sniffer
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A day for celebrating all things cheese related.
Right fellow tax dodgers, tis cheese day. Let us celebrate this by going t'pub and partaking of t'apple.
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when something turns out perfect or is great like perfectly cooked brown cheese on pizza
"Man this jacket is the brown on the cheese"
"Yo if we get him to come to party that will be the brown on the cheese"
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When one warms a block of Velveeta cheese to a comfortable 76 degrees and proceeds to blast his erect penis in to the block of cheese. Reblast.
The wife and kids were out of town so I did some serious cheese blasting. Epic weekend!
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a penis that is not fully erect
Jim: Yo bro, how was your date last night?
Eddy: Man, the chick was whack, I had a cheese boner all night, son.
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Scrumunda Cheese:
A soft cheese especially popular in the mountain towns of chile for the last 15 years has found a popular following among american citizens. Typically used as a simple cream yogurt cheese spread for breakfasts and night snacks. Scrumunda Cheese or its latin name, Smegmafonous, is created through a simple process of collection, molding, and drying. once it is dried it is dropped as hard cubes into a mixture of goats milk, sour cream, yeast, mixed, and let sit for several days.
It is noted American culture has added whipped cream to this Chilean recipe. Although many people upon tasting scrumunda cheese will admit its flavour to be quite appeasing, upon learning its content many may be disturbed and upset.
Scrumunda cheese is the only cheese derived from humans. Scumunda Cheese's primary ingredient is Smegma. Smegma comes from The secretions of the sebaceous glands, especially the cheesy secretion, consisting primarily of dead skin cells found beneath the foreskin of the male genitalia.
Although it is primarily found in men, female farmed Scrumunda Cheese is also becoming somewhat popular. Known for its predominantly sweeter taste and typical upperclass audiences, Fe-scrumunda can also be found in local markets. Although it is more expensive and harder to come by. A Woman must first experience a yeast infection. It is primarly the discharge caused by the yeast infection that is the main ingredient in female scrumunda cheese.
Scrumunda Cheese, is without a doubt, the finest cheese in the universe.
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That exclusive shit. The latest fad, or the newest thing to hit the streets.
1. Did you hear that new Nas track? Yo that's the new cheese son!
2. Bermuda shorts and wedge heels are the new cheese for the ladies this summer.
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