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A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.
My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
When you chop off your legs and move around by bouncing on your penis like a pogo stick.
I need to get to my terminal fast, I'm going to cut off my legs and hop on my Pogo Chode over to my plane.
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A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.
A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.
Someone extremely obsessed with the chode
Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.
That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?
When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)
I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode
For players who play the game osu regular
Hi i saw you were playing osu earlier, Ben is a chode
Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand
That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross