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cream filled bus

When you jizz in her bum so much she start leaking

"To dude I just gave Stacy's mom a cream filled bus!!"
"Dude sick did she have it going on?"
"Ya dude but she look like you could pitch a tent in there so she stared leakin like a faucet"

by Swaggle McDagnasty November 22, 2015


cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz

Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.

by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019


Singapore cream pie

Singapore Cream Pie

I pick up this hot young girl in Singapore and was fucking her nice sweet pussy. I shot my cum I to her tight pussy. As I withdrew. I saw my cum dripping from her sweet puy. Making a Singapore Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker February 3, 2022


Bearded ice cream

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.

I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.

by 23356765 December 17, 2018


Banana cream pie

A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.

I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.

How did it go?

He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.

by Crusty asshole May 6, 2022


Cream Cheese Sandwich

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.

I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

by FemBottom May 16, 2018


Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 12, 2018