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a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual
“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”
Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia
A time in your life where every other girl than your CRUSH likes you. Trust me fellas, it's pretty tough and meaningless at that point. Stay STRONK!
Me: Hey, Dave, I really have a crush on Sienna. She looks so fine, is funny, and is just plain beautiful bruh.
Dave: Nice man.
Me: FOR SOME REASON though, every other girl has a crush on me and wants to be with me, but Sienna doesn't want to be.
Dave: Sounds like your going through Crush Syndrome, just keep trying with her but know it will be tough my G.
The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!
Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha
Longing for the motherly attention of a specific mother other than your own.
Particularly prolific in the North East of England.
Very different to the longing for a M.I.L.F.
Timmy was jealous of Jimmy's mam warming Jimmy's jammys on the radiator before bed. Timmy had a canny mam crush on Jimmy's mam like. Eee.
Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.
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Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.
"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.
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"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.
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An act of emotional violence, usually committed by a book, which leaves the individual experiencing it both elated and devastated simultaneously.
In my book, there's a lot of intrigue and thrill and SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HER AND HE KNOWS IT BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL HER AND HE CAN'T LET HER GO BUT HE LEAVES HER IN DANGER IF SHE'S ON THE CASE AND IT'S ALL SO HEART CRUSHING.