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Paranormal Activity Dance

The movement made by standing still and then shifting your weight back and forth ever-so-slightly. This 'dance' is in relation to the film Paranormal Activity in which the time lapse shot of the main female character standing over her partners bed appears to make her 'dance'.

This movement can also be used to freak out your friends in the middle of the night.

Adam: Yeah! Kevin was so drunk last night all he could do was break out into the Paranormal Activity Dance.

by skater13am November 21, 2009

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We gonna dance

Translation: You and I are going to fight, have at it, brawl, make with the bitch slapping.

Sometimes people 'dance' verbally, and other times, they 'dance' physically. Either way, the 'dance' ends in some kind of pain.

"You lyin' bitch!"
"What did you just call me?"
"I called you a lyin' bitch!"
"That's it. You and me, we gonna dance."

by electronicbattleground November 10, 2004


The Teddy Long Dance

A dance that looks like you're wiping off a table with both hands. Made famous by Theodore Long.

Long came out on stage and did the Teddy Long dance.

by Flashlightboy March 2, 2017


Go Teach Dance

A way of telling someone to fuck off or to leave me alone.

1) Person A: "Yo help me set up for tonight"
Person B: "Go teach dance"

2) Person A: "Heyyy u wanna go with me to see the Miley Cyrus concert?
Person B: "Go teach dance"

by Sahin the Falcon January 22, 2012


Polish Line Dancing

Polish Line Dancing :

It's a two man circle jerk. With only two participants the only two positions are face to face whackin it, or side by side jerking their hogs. Switch between the two if you like, but never forget... You are in the middle of a Polish Line Dance, or Polish Line Dancing.

Matt was shocked when his brother Wesley shouted to him,... "After chores, we should do some Polish Line Dancing

by Jeddbobb December 13, 2022


Surprise Dance Party

A surprise social gathering where a small group of people walk around a college dorm with a strobe light and a boom box going into random rooms where people (who are preferably studying, sleeping, talking to their mom on the phone, or getting it on) are in, once everyone is in the room you proceed with the steps as follows:
1. Shut door and lock it
2. Turn off the lights
3. Plug the strobe light in
4. Blast the music
5. Dance

"You look traumatized, what happened?"
"A bunch of people came in here and had a surprise dance party."
"That sounds like fun."
"Not for me, it was like they raped me with dance and fun."

by TonguePlease March 2, 2010


Educational Dance Music

Educational dance music (EduDM) is a genre of dance music created by DJ Kronotrope. This is essentially dance music that doubles up as an educational tool by imparting valuable knowledge to specialist groups and/or the general public through song.

Songs have been used as a medium for imparting knowledge for centuries. Though inferior in many respects to more traditional forms of learning, they remain especially potent for delivering small pieces of important information โ€“ especially the kind that needs to be memorised. This is because most songs contain loops. Usually, melodies constitute such loops; but for many songs with vocals, even lyrics loop. Looped lyrics assail the listener's mind and 'drill the information into one's head', so to speak.

EduDM songs must satisfy the conditions listed below:

1. The song qualifies as dance music
2. The knowledge imparted is valuable
3. The knowledge is 100% factually correct based on authoritative sources such as recognised academic journals
4. The knowledge imparted is not revisable within the foreseeable future
5. The song features no vulgar content (e.g. vulgar songs about sex and drugs cannot qualify as EduDM)

1. Educational dance music songs can save lives. It's true!

2. Educational dance music provides a means by which specialists in their respective fields of work can show off how much knowledge they possess about a subject to people that don't really care.

3. Tom: "I was so drunk last night that I couldn't even remember whether or not I was making out with Anne or Sarah. For some reason, though, I seem to know all about Heideggerian metaphysics, quantum mechanics, and how to perform a total abdominal hysterectomy with bilateral saphingo-oophorectomy. Word."

Brad: "It was the EduDM, man. EduDM was being played at that club all night."

Sarah: "I LOVE EduDM!"

by DJ Kronotrope January 13, 2014