the act of counter-acting a douchebag move by putting an even larger, douchier douchebag move into play.
"Holy crap, Luke just counter-douched the shit out of Trevor. Trevor made fun of Luke's shirt, but Luke depantsed Trevor and everyone saw his 2" penis."
Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.
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Its Worse then being a douche bag and even worse then being a douche nozzle
I hate that douche juice
Why does james have to be fucken douche juice
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Common name of currency used by the 'Geniots.' An exclusive group of people who reside in Brooklyn.
Also see "Douche-Bank."
If I had a douche-back for every time pat pulled a pat I would be rich.
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An intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a "pussy" (dumb-ass, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can pass through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.
"Every time my boss shows up I can feel the douche ripples in the air."
"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."
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The guy in your office that eats all the doughnuts and leaves none for anybody else.
Nathan is a doughnut douche!
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A fanny pack worn around the waist, positioned in front rather behind.
"Look at that douche bag wearing that douche sack....it's so late '80s!"
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A term commonly used to address one of your best friends that you love. Typically a starboy friend.
"Pedro, you are such a douche nugget."
"Pedro, I love you. You douche nugget."
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