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counter-douche

the act of counter-acting a douchebag move by putting an even larger, douchier douchebag move into play.

"Holy crap, Luke just counter-douched the shit out of Trevor. Trevor made fun of Luke's shirt, but Luke depantsed Trevor and everyone saw his 2" penis."

Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.

by Semenema April 20, 2010

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douche juice

Its Worse then being a douche bag and even worse then being a douche nozzle

I hate that douche juice

Why does james have to be fucken douche juice

by MerCoots April 16, 2008

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Douche-Back

Common name of currency used by the 'Geniots.' An exclusive group of people who reside in Brooklyn.
Also see "Douche-Bank."

If I had a douche-back for every time pat pulled a pat I would be rich.

by carry-on July 11, 2008

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Douche Ripple

An intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a "pussy" (dumb-ass, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can pass through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.

"Every time my boss shows up I can feel the douche ripples in the air."

"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."

by FreakPrecept June 2, 2009

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Doughnut Douche

The guy in your office that eats all the doughnuts and leaves none for anybody else.

Nathan is a doughnut douche!

by Bt0723 December 30, 2009

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DOUCHE SACK

A fanny pack worn around the waist, positioned in front rather behind.

"Look at that douche bag wearing that douche sack....it's so late '80s!"

by AfterMidnight April 21, 2009

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Douche nugget

A term commonly used to address one of your best friends that you love. Typically a starboy friend.

"Pedro, you are such a douche nugget."
"Pedro, I love you. You douche nugget."

by notsurewhattouseasmypseudonym January 24, 2017

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