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Ethan

that handsome-ass christian boy who's so cool and into bts. he likes perming his hair a lot, and has a lot of friends. girls love him

Random Guy: YO, WHO'S THAT HANDSOME GUY???
Me: That's Ethan. He is so fricking handsome, a lot of girls love him

by jomamamamamamam October 6, 2022


ethan

he is a giga chad and is a god among all. he gets all women. an Ethan's mind is beyond understanding.
all other descriptions about him (that are good) are correct. they are fast and they all have a mega 69 pack.

ethan is creamy. ethan is god

by etong god master69696969 March 22, 2022


Ethan

A massive pedophile

Look at him, he is such an Ethan

by SoulReaperZR October 22, 2019


Ethan

An amazing, caring, funny person. They put themselves infront on other all the time. They know what to say and how to be sincere in the right moment. You would be so luck to date an ethan. They make you feel so special and make you happy all the time. They do Romantic gestures that make your heart to cartwheels. When they walk in the room the mood in the air changes. The flirting ability is crazy and makes you feel like your on cloud 9. Having an ethan is a true blessing. If you catch one don’t let it go!!

My hearts doing cartwheels

Oh it must be ethan :)

by Lef123 October 16, 2019


Ethan

He is the worst guy you can find. If you are a girl don’t fall in love with him fall in love with an actual guy and not a player like him. He will make you fall in love with his words but unfortunately,he is a good liar.

He makes you feel special like nothing else matters but after he finds a new girl and gets over you and break your heart. And he is stupid enough to walk away so be smart enough to let him go. You will always deserve something better than Ethan. He will make you fall in love with him,and you will but trust me that is a mistake and you will regret it. He will be the jerk that broke your heart but somehow he will still be in your dreams he will be so important in your life that you will not be able to get him out of your mind. His eyes are gorgeous you can look at them for the rest of your life. His hair is amazing that’s a reason why you will fall in love with him. When he breaks your heart. He feels nothing. He moves on quickly...like nothing happened.while you feel like a piece of you is missing. You can’t sleep you cry for him but after you realize that your mascara it’s to expensive to cry over stupid boys. He won’t come back to you in th middle of the night sneaking though the window. He will just leave and never say another word to you. I HATE YOU ETHAN you made me fall in love with you and then you break my heart you got over that fast that I don’t even think I meant anything in your life.

Ethan go die in a whole

by Hmb ethan June 16, 2018


Ethan

When off of his ADHD drugs, he could lose control . Drinks three dr peppers and Red Bull because it reverses the caffeine effect.

Hey, what the fuck is he doing?

It’s Ethan

by SickDucker October 2, 2019


Ethan

A guy who makes far too many gay jokes, but is still straight.

You see Ethan over there? Yeah we think he’s gay but he’s not.

by Incognito Man 23 April 2, 2022