A golden pressure pot is when a man is fucking a woman, and instead of cumming inside her, he pisses. Afterwards, the man pulls out, and the woman squirts his piss out everywhere.
John gave Sofie a golden pressure pot and they had to do a load of laundry afterwards.
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The little bits of cheese under your three plus one skin that appear after a while of not washing.
Did you get head last night?
No, I coulda but I was sporting some pretty stankin' golden nuggets!
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The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.
In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."
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A small bundle of metaphorical prosperity that is secretly and greedily hid away from the rest of society.
After taking all the kale and bok choy out of the crisper Alan discovered a cold frosty PBR and declared "well look at that little golden jew nugget."
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A variant of the famed Eiffel Tower; the sexual act, which involves one female and four males.
One male stands on their feet at both ends, one inserted orally and one anally. The other two males perform a handstand underneath the female and one inserts themselves between the breasts and one vaginally.
Did you hear about Bri? Luke, Derek, Dom, and Aidan managed to Golden Gate Bridge her!
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Something that is completely superior to anything else in the same class, genre, or universe. A quote from a truly "gifted" poster on a message board describing the videogame "Goldeneye".
"Goldeneye is an eye tat is golden".
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"I don't care if he brought Golden Bars of Pussy - he's a fucking fuck!"
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