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Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard
also known as: Half Chub
Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.
Basically lots of annoying japs. Other non-jap rich white boys. Middle class people. And people from the ghetto. So it's a great mix. You've got your japs and basically everyone else. Now, everyone else includes black, Hispanic, Indian, Chinese, etc. The black people got their group and so do the Hispanics. Now the rest they just flap around in their little diverse groups. You got drugs and people smoking in bathrooms. Fights here and there. There are really smart kids and really dumb ones. You've got a great variety of middle aged white woman teachers. 2 high schools, 2 middle schools and some elementary schools. Oh and you've got your LGBTQXYZ group, no one really likes them. Even other gay people don't like them. But the rest of the gays and lesbians are aight. You've got your seniors going after the freshman. And rich white people from middle school go to st. Anthonys. No one misses them. Anyways that's basically it, everyone does what they wanna do (for the most part).
"I go to half Hollow hills"
"Oh dope"
A gamer’s fantasy that will never be realized
1.When are they gonna make half life three
2.never
the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!
no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!
i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!
due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
Notes, highlighting, or underlining from a past reader that is found in a library book or a used textbook and helps the current reader. Like the helpful notes Harry Potter finds in his Potions textbook in the sixth book/movie.
"Man, taking notes last night took forever!"
"Not for me. I got some half blood prints up in this copy of Grapes of Wrath. Everything I needed was already highlighted."
January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.
I can’t believe they actually celebrate this half-ass holiday every year!?