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"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"
"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"
86👍 18👎
This YouTube series is what will happen if Sesame Street takes LSD, then meets with Freddy Krueger. It contains cake with organs, screaming clocks, a love-based Scientology, digital dancing computers, a duck getting his organs ripped out ALIVE!!!!!!, and a character almost going mentally insane, but whatever, if it has cute sentient oranges, YouTube and the FTC say it's a kids show.
This five year old kid doesn't want to eat cake anymore, because of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
34👍 7👎
means i gtg when talking online
aight man i gtg, i'm out like a strikeout
8👍 28👎
said when anyone says something extremly dumb, or makes a shit call. basically it shuts them down.
you say it in a retards sorta voice.
came from the add where the kid is on the monkey bars and says "im having fun mum"
"are the sun and the moon the same thing"
"i'm having fun mum"
5👍 15👎
WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT IS WEIRD LIKE THE GUY NEXT TO YOU
OK ummm what is that fuck this shit I'm out.
5👍 11👎
me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching
me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
well probably cuz I did something bad
I'm watching you always watching is weird
An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.