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Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.

"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!

by Benny Walker October 10, 2011


The State

A gang of thieves writ large

“Give me an arbitrarily determined percentage of your wealth or I’ll put you in a cage

“But that’s extortion!”

“That’s okay, I work for the State”

by DefinerofWords79 June 16, 2020


The State

You don't got the balls to do it without the state giving you permission and for them to do that I need to give the state permission.

Hym "Not all that deep actually. All I see is a media apparatus backed by the state shielding a charlatan from exposure so they can sell their incest cult to retards."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024


Michigan State Shot

Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.

Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!

Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.

Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??

Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.

by Sparty311 April 30, 2013


United States

A nicer clusterfuck than South Sudan, but a clusterfuck nonetheless

The united states fucking sucks

by Iamahumantrustme October 10, 2022


United States

shit

I fucking hate the United States

by holyshititsthursday July 3, 2024


united states

hey, we got our issues but we’re trying. some days it’s the 1800’s and other days it’s 3020.

person 1: “ man, the united states is fucked up!”
person 2: “hey, at least they got good food.”

by snowman2680 January 27, 2018