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A stain left on your hand after jerking off.
That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.
a plastic fork after eating a tv dinner and cleaning it with your t-shirt
you still eating your dinner paddy or can you throw me the Irish comb
WHEN IRISH PEOPLE GATHER AROUND AND DANCE AND GET DRUNK UNTIL THEY PASS OUT.
THAT IRISH ROUNDUP WAS URE FUN LAST NIGHT. LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ROUND
When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .
This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?
a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops
Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.
When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.
Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.
The act of having a threesome with two Irish people and having a non- Irish person sandwiched inbetween.
That Irish-sandwich was so good last night.