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jam jars

glasses

person one: i like your jam jars

person two: thanks

by p00piep4nts November 20, 2021


Jam Jar

The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.

"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.

by Neville Fkn Bartos February 4, 2016


jam jar

faithybaby’s vagina

jam jar is an organ belonging to the current gf of ellie j ( soon to be ex )

by meelie February 20, 2023


slack jam

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes

The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.

by peggi April 29, 2011


Josh’s Jam

A spread of any kind, doesn’t have to be a fruit

Josh’s Jams are very tasty

by MeekDaBeek July 15, 2022


Iced jam donut

When you raw Dogg her till she bleeds, and Finnish inside her!

She told me she liked it rough, so I gave her an iced jam donut

by Onlyanxiety December 20, 2022


underhand bean jam

the act of violently fingerblasting from low to high

my fingers are sore from underhand bean jamming richs mom last night

by carozzi May 3, 2019