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goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments
wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!
Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.
Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.
As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.
Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.
Jacking off a ginormous cock native of Philadelphia but raised in the Carolinas into an ornate cup & then greedily slurping up all of the royal potion & immediately afterwards showing the empty cup, bowing down & saying “please sir, can I have some more?”
She greeted me at the door, butt bootyhole naked, with her jizz goblet in hand, eagerly waiting to be fed.
when you have a wank and let it dry on the end of ur cock then try to piss whilst the girl sucks u off
get down and give me a jizz whizz bitch
When something is so good and beautiful that you jizz in your pants.
I was watching Death Note and i had a very jizzful experience.
A really skanky hoe; someone promiscuous.
Janet « I can't believe I slept with three different men again last night... »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »
Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!
I snuck up behind that bitch and gave her a jizz willy.....for the win!