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Don't trust these kind of people as they aren't very reliable. They can be insecure about the physical well being but they underestimate themselves. They tend to be sporty and passionate about their goals in life. If you people a Jordan then don't let go of them
He is really good at hockey, no wonder why his name is Jordan
An amazing girl. One you couldn’t even ask for because you didn’t know she could exist. She has gorgeous brown skin that’s perfectly matched by her beautiful, dark eyes. Her hair curls like there’s no tomorrow, and you can very easily get tangled up in it. She has a laugh that’s a little different, but it’s so adorable. The kind of laugh that you know means she is having the time of her life. She’s often reserved and very quiet, but when she opens up to you, your life won’t be the same. She is hopelessly romantic, and when she looks at you, you can see the love in her eyes. Her nose wrinkles in the cutest way when she laughs. She may be tiny, but she curves in the best ways. She fits like a puzzle piece. When she’s in the mood she’ll jump on you like an adorable little spider monkey, and she won’t let go no matter how hard you try. You can’t help but love her. And the more time you’re with her, the deeper in love you fall.
“Bro she’s so adorable”
“Indescribably so. She must be a Jordan”
A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.
Ahh man you’re such a Jordan, you’re so slow
person: why is jordan licking his weenween again?
other person: furry
Jordan is a young handsome man that gets so much pussy he drowns.
Girl:” how tf is he and why he not in my draws yet? “
Her friend:” Jordan girl go in.”
a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass
did you hear about what jordan admitted?
yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass