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Amazing husband with a unique personality that has such a perfect life ahead of him with his wife that he is not going to throw away because he promised he would stay
“Jordan is amazinggg”
A total nutcase. She is very nice but will turn into satan in 5 seconds, considering she IS satan. Jordan is extremely dramatic and gets upset over the fact that she doesn’t have a thicc ass. She doesn’t even become petty because she is just very disrepctful to those who piss her off. She’s brutally honest and straight forward and will never sugar coat shit. Even though she has her weird aspects, she is a pretty good friend. She also is fun sized and likes to eat a lot of breakfast food. She finds most guys ugly as fuck so if she finds you hot get it boys cause shittt. Guys like Carl Gallagher on the show Shameless however, make Jordan very hmmm what’s the word ? wet! #ethancutkowskybby. All together however, Jordan really needs to get her life together because all she does is watch netflix and avoid all her issues because she doesn’t give a flying fuck.
Girl #: Wtf it’s that stupid bitch jordan that stole my waffles !
Girl #2: Oh shitttt well you cant do anything cause jordan already ate the damn waffles in 5 seconds !!!!
Jordans are very Buff,strong and dominant people,one finger of a jordan is equivelent to 50 pounds worth of strength.Jordans can hurt you easily if they wanted
hes strong he must train with jordan
Jordan can you get me buff like you
Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.
Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??
Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg
Jordan’s can be funny at times but can very annoying and do not know how to shut up and can take things too far. Jordan’s like to body shame people and acts like she has the body of Kim kardashian. Jordan’s think they are THAT BITCH when they actually are not. Jordan’s can be alright friends but need to learn when to not be needy
Person 1: is that Jordan?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: I heard she likes to body shame people
Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.
Damn that kid is gonna go pro. No surprises there, it’s Jordan
Jordan is a fat, retarted, below average height, and the type of person you suspect to be a nazi. He does not know what grass is and favors his dad's cock.
He's such a loser!
What a Jordan!