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Month for Sheep, to appreciate Sheep in general
"Hey, you know sheep July is coming up?"
A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.
Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.
When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.
"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip
"You what?" -Berf lemoop
"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop
"Nice." -Berf lemoop
Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.
Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
National eat pussy day.
Treat your girl by just eating some pussy
"You hear it was July 28th"
"yea the wife's at home ready for me"