quirked up white boy with just a little bit of swagger

its slang, practically just a bizarre comination of words from twitter now used in many memes'n shit y'know

bitch 1: hey dude come look, there's a quirked up white boy with just a little bit of swagger busten it down sexual style in the front lawn
bitch 2: but is he goated with the sauce?
bitch 1: idk bro, guess you'll have to come see

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I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

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I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

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if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

spelling a word in the urban dictonary with just a

hey guys! if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

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Just Who The Hell Do You Think I Am!?

One of the most popular lines from the anime Gurren Lagann. When using this line, you put on those W that go like this: \/\/, only longer. This is because the most popular character, Kamina, wore them every time he said it.

Guy 1: Do you want a sandwhich?
Guy2: Just who the Hell do you think I am!?
Guy 1:...I'm gonna take that as a no.

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My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked

Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".

Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."

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You could Stop at 5 or 6 Stores, or Just One.

A Typical Slogan for a Department Store in 2006

Carla: Hi my Name is Carla Shaw
Carla: You could Stop at 5 or 6 Stores, or Just One... I Don't need friends, they disappoint me.
Carla Jump Dances

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