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That old lady that lives down the street from you that has over a dozen cats named after each of her exboyfriends that have done her wrong.
"The crazy cat lady makes me nervous...she's always walking around, screaming at her cats with a meat cleaver."
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To force a lady bug to unwillingly crawl on your finger in order to get good luck.
Boy 1: Come on lady bug crawl on my finger. COME ON
Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.
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The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.
Adam: Dude!, your eating a naked muffin lady!
Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?
Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!
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vertical wrinkles right above a person's top lip; a real turn-off.
The last time I saw Sharon Turner, I noticed she had old lady lines.
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when u pull a scratcher and take her home after a night on the town with the boyo's.
god that scratcher i was lady riding lastnite was a hound.
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Yes.
She can be a bad influence on children.
She shows to much private parts in music videos.
person 1: hey, is Lady Gaga weird?
person 2: well, i think so, i mean she just shows to much
nasty stuff...
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A woman who is not your girlfriend, but is also more than an acquaintance. Generally the time between when you start talking to said woman, and she either becomes your girlfriend, or someone that you used to know. This time can last anywhere from several hours to several months.
"Are you guys girlfriend and boyfriend?" "No, she's my special lady friend."
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