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When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat
Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore
When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.
When you change a baby's poop diaper and ten minutes later they poop again
Damn it! The baby did it's baby magic again
The type of magic performed when a white witch breaks temporarily with her "do no harm" rede and does a little black magic when she's pissed off.
The man I fell for online turns out to be a scammer that's asking me for money. I think I'll break out the voodoo doll and do a little gray magic tonight.
A sland term for masturbating for males.
Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.
When identical twins decide to switch for the other person in certain situations or places. The original twin is replaced by the identical twin and not many people are aware, except for the twins themselves and those who are very close to them. The replaced twin will act just like their counterpart who they replaced.
My twin sister Jessica saw this guy and asked her out on a date. She got sick, and I decided to step in her place and use some twin magic for the date. The guy didn't know I was Jessica's twin sister until a few weeks later.
The difference between a cream-pie and a facial
I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...